Donald the Predator

There are two elements here: the dirty talk and the description of assault.
Dirty talk is a common male form of communication, like it or not!
Assaulting women is a criminal act and perpetrators belong behind bars.

The wealthy and the famous cannot accommodate all the female fans that come at them
with one thing in mind.

Why would anyone who has women constantly volunteering to bestow their favors on them try to “impose” themselves on others? The answer is simple. ‘Cause that’s the way they want it. It’s the predatory instinct.

Primitive millionaires and celebrities think that wealth and fame gives them the right to live out their despicable fantasies.

When money is no object, you don’t have to worry about shedding someone you want to shed.

Question: “What did you unload?”
Answer: “I unloaded a wife.”

Paternal Pride

Donald Trump: “My daughter is beautiful, Ivanka.”
Howard Stern: “By the way, your daughter –“
Trump: “She’s beautiful.”
Stern: “Can I say this? A piece of ass.”
Trump: “Yeah!”

The Jack-and-Bill Syndrome

The Jack-and-Bill Syndrome is marriage with a suitable partner – and sex in small dollops with incidental and interchangeable Jills and Janes. This is a fun thing, and the fun is set apart from anything serious.

The Jacks and Bills are not only incapable of concentrating desire on a spouse, they cannot focus on a prolonged affair. That would be a long dollop.

I don’t have anything against the Jack-and-Bill Syndrome. I say that if the Jacks and Bills want to live their lives that way and the Jills and Janes are willing to accommodate them, why shouldn’t they go about what they’re doing the way they’re doing it?

When you’re an adolescent you think that you’d like to hit a few gongs before you settle down, as a matter of fact, you may even think that settling down is something for squares, although for some, that’s a phase you grow out of.

Most men prefer the company of men to that of women – when you think of “company.” Women are fine as sex objects or as marriage partners, but it is men who sit down at tables, smoke, take swigs and play cards. The subject matter in these men’s sessions is sports, cars and women – the latter invariably being on the primitive side.

What counts more than a relationship between a man and a woman is friendship between a man and a man.

That’s more or less, the masculine view – like it or not!

Bill and Arnie Call a Spade a Spade

Bill looked me and a few other people square in the eye, squinting his eyes,
and said: “I want you to listen to me – I’m going to say this again –
I did not have sexual relations with that woman Miss Lewinsky.”

I believed him then and I still do. This is America!
Guys and gals, in this country, sex consists of raising the flag
and hitting the mark where it should be hit. No shilly-shallying around!
The mark is the mark. And hitting it is hitting it.
In America the mouth doesn’t count as a doppelganger,
nor does a cigar!

Here’s Bill again under oath: “When I was alone with Ms. Lewinsky
on certain occasions in early 1996 and once in early 1997,
I engaged in conduct that was wrong.
These encounters did not consist of sexual intercourse.
They did not constitute sexual relations, as I understood that term
to be defined at my January 17th, 1998 deposition.
But they did involve inappropriate intimate contact.” (1)

Arnie the muscle-bound Lothario
came to this country as an Austrian.
Austrians are okay, but they aren’t the real McCoy.
Just as Clark Kent becomes Superman,
Arnie transformed himself into a genuine American.
Arnie knows what’s what.

Arnie provides an “American” definition of extramarital proceedings:
When a friend caught in a compromising situation on a movie set,
Arnie implored, “We won’t tell Maria about it, since it’s only a blowjob
and not real infidelity.” (2)

And here’s Arnie is with a prudent statement:
“The impeachment proceedings and the Lewinsky scandal
was another thing I will never forgive the Republican Party for….
We spent one year wasting time because there was a human failure.
I was ashamed to call myself a Republican during that period.” (3)

Bill’s Second Term

It can be said that Bill blew it;
the same can be said of Monica.



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(1) Videotaped Testimony of William Jefferson Clinton, President of the United States before the Grand Jury Empaneled for Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr, August 17, 1998; released September 21, 1998.
(2) H. Bauernebel, News, Vienna, No. 23, June 2005, p. 182.
(3) Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Magazine, Nov. 1999.