“Fine” Klu-Kluxers and Others

During a Klu-Klux-Nazi rally in Charlottesville on August 11 to 12, 2017,
civil rights activist Heather Heyer was killed when a Klu-Kluxer
rammed his car into anti-fascist demonstrators.

Donald Trump comments:
“You had people that were very fine people on both sides.”

Why be “soft” on Klu-Kluxers and US-Nazis?
You don’t want to chase voters away, do you, Don?
No sir! They may be a bit put off by the fact
that Don has non-Aryans in the family,
but then nobody’s perfect.


“You know what I am? I’m a nationalist, OK? I’m a nationalist.”
(Thank you Don! At last a true word! – Actually ten words.
We’ve been waiting. And we have not been waiting in vain.)

And good old Don has the one-“staters” in the bag
by establishing the US Embassy in Jerusalem
with David Friedman as Ambassador.

Friedman on Jewish two-staters: „They are far worse
than Kapos – Jews who turned in their fellow Jews
in the Nazi death camps.”

And here’s Bibi on his best friends:
I know what America is”
America is a thing you can move very easily,
move it in the right direction.
They won’t get in our way…

And Don is certainly not in Bibi’s way.

Bibi & Don

Don and Bibi have a piece plan for the Palestinians.
They can sort of have a state which is peppered with settlements
that may be a bit larger than the grains of that condiment.

You have to hand in to Don. He’s a terrific Don.

And here’s a history lesson from our eminent historian:
“Hitler didn’t want to exterminate the Jews at the time,
he wanted to expel the Jews.” He got the idea from the Mufti of Jerusalem.
Here’s Bibi’s report: “Haj Amin al-Husseini went to Hitler and said,
‘If you expel them, they’ll all come here.’”
“So what should I do with them?” Hitler asks.
“Burn them!” the Mufti replies.

I guess Hitler replied, “Why that’s a splendid idea.
Why didn’t I think of that?
Thank you so much, Haj Amin, my dear friend!”

And thank you, Bibi, for filling us in.
We will now set about rewriting history.
‘Cause we thought it was Hitler’s idea.

If you laugh at this absurdity,
the laughter chokes in your throat.

I just want to tack this on to show
what helps give Don and Bibi free reign.
Hamas’ Motto is “We love death
more than you love life.”

“How do you negotiate with people who believe
that the only way they can get to Heaven
is in little pieces”?
– The Economist


-Herbert Kuhner